I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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