i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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