Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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