too bad you live with your parents still
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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