why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
