Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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