I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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