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  • Thats weird because when I hear about your mom I get rock hard.

    Submitted by LordJebus on Mar 5, 11 at 3:59pm
  • Your penis retracts? Mine, and all other normal penises, just go flacid...I think your doing it wrong

    Submitted by mynamedoesntfit on Mar 5, 11 at 12:13pm
    • So you're saying that your penis doesn't get bigger when you're turned on, either? Thats unfortunate for you and your "normal penis."

      Submitted by 68plus1 on Mar 5, 11 at 10:01pm
    • So you're saying your penis doesn't get bigger when you get turned on? That's unfortunate for you and your "normal penis."

      Submitted by 68plus1 on Mar 5, 11 at 10:06pm
  • You got cock blocked by your mom.

    Submitted by RuralNinja on Mar 5, 11 at 12:19pm
  • She was obviously thinking of something else

    Submitted by wnicolson144 on Mar 5, 11 at 1:09pm
  • What will your step sister say next?

    Submitted by skeezer on Mar 5, 11 at 2:45pm
  • You shouldve back-handed that hoodrat

    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Mar 5, 11 at 12:10pm
  • This is obviously fake, nobody has sex with their secretaries!

    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 5, 11 at 1:01pm
  • First

    Submitted by bandandamandan on Mar 5, 11 at 12:57pm