let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
