this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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