We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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