theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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