im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
