i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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