I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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