i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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