I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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