Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
third nipple confirmed
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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