On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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