It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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