awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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