I think I died a long time ago.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
