i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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