Dual....:-)
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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