Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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