why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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