it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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