i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
