I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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