I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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