i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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