You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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