Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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