i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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