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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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