So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Im part way to drunk.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
