It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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