thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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