Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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