do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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