I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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