I wish I could teleport
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im six kinds of drunk right now
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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