i just google imaged poop.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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