i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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