kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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go home
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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