She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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