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Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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