found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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