Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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