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• (904): View more from Florida

  Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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• (415): View more from California

  You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Do I really need this much space in my mouth?

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  Are you already high?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

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• (425): View more from Washington

  For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.

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