Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.