You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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