i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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