Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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