I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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