Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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